On my way into Galveston earlier today I saw a billboard that advertised: "Heartbreakers -- Restaurant and Club." So I said to myself, okay, it's a strip joint. Says my roommate, "No, it's an adult entertainment venue." Whatever. So then, just about twenty yards further up the highway, I saw another billboard. This one was for a church, and pictured the pastor with a smug grin on his face. The billboard read:
"Jesus heals the brokenhearted." I sat for a couple of seconds while it registered, and then cried out, "Brilliant!"

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